Who Dares Cringe

[NSP]

If you say so, sweetcheeks.

It's actually your bird's fault I'm carrying a bit extra at the moment, anyway.

 

[Baglock]

Seeing as this thread has been rat shit from the very first post, have a picture of my leg you *****. View attachment 326636

Fall down the stairs?

 

[Baglock]

If you say so, sweetcheeks.

It's actually your bird's fault I'm carrying a bit extra at the moment, anyway.

You are the poor woman?

 

[pc supa]

Fall down the stairs?

Nope, snow and ice.

 

[Baglock]

Nope, snow and ice.

Ned Stark walt

 

[pc supa]

Ned Stark walt

Not quite, I wish I had a video of it as it must have been quite comical. I knew I had broken the cunt before my body had hit the deck.

 

[NSP]

You are the poor woman?

How the fairy fuck do you draw that conclusion, you broken-brained penarse?! Are you on fucking glue or something,...?!

 

[wheel]

I'm ******* livid. Due hand relief next Wednesday, office slags too lazy to knock one out for me, so stuck here with no extra wank. Now they're trying it on again. They can **** off. This thread arrived with perfect timing for a bit of much-needed sweary spleen-venting.

Say what you really mean.

 

[Baglock]

How the fairy fuck do you draw that conclusion, you broken-brained penarse?! Are you on fucking glue or something,...?!

Meant to say that you ate the poor woman.

Predictive text fail.

You fat diabesity afflicted cunt

 

[NSP]

Meant to say that you ate the poor woman.

Predictive text fail.

Well, fuck me sideways; what a ham-fisted twunt you are.

 

[Baglock]

Well, fuck me sideways; what a ham-fisted twunt you are.

If your hands were made of ham, you'd have stumps

 

[Septic sid]

I'd forgotten what this thread was about so I went back to post one.

It's turned out a lot more entertaining then it started.

 

[Harry Skinters]

If you say so, sweetcheeks.

It's actually your bird's fault I'm carrying a bit extra at the moment, anyway.

Ooh let me guess.
Every time you fuck her she gives you a biscuit.

Best scratch around for another funny now.

 

[NSP]

If your hands were made of ham, you'd have stumps

Bore off, you unimaginative, tedious little shit-sniffer.

 

[NSP]

Ooh let me guess.
Every time you **** her she gives you a biscuit.

Best scratch around for another funny now.

String of screaming orgasms and chocolate HobNobs, actually, but what the hey...?

 

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Who Dares Cringe

The things people do for a large wedge of wonga
I turned it off after 30secs, bit too much like hardwork.

 

[Baglock]

Bore off, you unimaginative, tedious little shit-sniffer.

Nice originality there.

You try too hard.

@Badger_Heed makes it look effortless, whereas you look like the gimpy kid trying to ingratiate himself to the cool kids.

You shapeless uncle fester lookalike throbber

 

[Baglock]

Not quite, I wish I had a video of it as it must have been quite comical. I knew I had broken the **** before my body had hit the deck.

How long with the cast?

Did mine skiing many moons ago

 

[NSP]

Nice originality there.

You try too hard.

That other cockwomble makes it look effortless, whereas you look like the gimpy kid trying to ingratiate himself to the cool kids.

You shapeless uncle fester lookalike throbber

I'm clearly better at it than you, at least. Whatever the fuck it actually is.

Do us all a favour and hang yourself, site global penis.

You make my shit itch.

P.S. In English we capitalise proper nouns, moron.

 

[dogmeat]

I try too hard.

I'm the Arrse Site Penis of the Year 2017 trying to ingratiate himself to(sic) the cool kids.