Who Dares Cringe

If you say so, sweetcheeks.

It's actually your bird's fault I'm carrying a bit extra at the moment, anyway.
 
I'm ******* livid. Due hand relief next Wednesday, office slags too lazy to knock one out for me, so stuck here with no extra wank. Now they're trying it on again. They can **** off. This thread arrived with perfect timing for a bit of much-needed sweary spleen-venting.
Say what you really mean. ;)
 

Baglock

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How the fairy fuck do you draw that conclusion, you broken-brained penarse?! Are you on fucking glue or something,...?!
Meant to say that you ate the poor woman.

Predictive text fail.

You fat diabesity afflicted cunt
 
Ooh let me guess.
Every time you **** her she gives you a biscuit.

Best scratch around for another funny now.
String of screaming orgasms and chocolate HobNobs, actually, but what the hey...?
 
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Baglock

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Bore off, you unimaginative, tedious little shit-sniffer.
Nice originality there.

You try too hard.

@Badger_Heed makes it look effortless, whereas you look like the gimpy kid trying to ingratiate himself to the cool kids.

You shapeless uncle fester lookalike throbber
 
Nice originality there.

You try too hard.

That other cockwomble makes it look effortless, whereas you look like the gimpy kid trying to ingratiate himself to the cool kids.

You shapeless uncle fester lookalike throbber
I'm clearly better at it than you, at least. Whatever the fuck it actually is.

Do us all a favour and hang yourself, site global penis.

You make my shit itch.

P.S. In English we capitalise proper nouns, moron.
 

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