I bought Mr Bossy who loves hot chilli etc, a chilli sauce off the natternet called 'Insane daves hot chilli sauce' According to the bottle, it strips grease off driveways etc.
Mr B tasted a dab of it on the tip of his tongue and after copious amounts of water and his face glowing for hours, he managed to croak it was very hot indeed.
The bottle is still in the cupboard untouched some 12 months later
Lets face it, there is no fun in the effects of "Daves incedibly hot sauce" etc. That sort of stuff is unpleasant. It's designed to make you feel uncomfortable or even painful. There is nothing brave or clever about shitting yourself or being in pain.
I know that chillis get the endorphins going, and that they're good, but I find that the Encona Hot sauce is plenty spicy enough to get the tongue going. That'll do me thanks.
My mate Dave, used to eat curries for breakfast, dinner and tea. I called round to his apartment one Sunday morning and found him unconscious. I rang for an ambulance and he was taken to hospital.
I rang the hospital Sunday night to find out how he was.
Unfortunately he was in a korma.
Found that the simplest way to get a HOT condiment is make one myself.
Fry up loads of chilies with onion, in plenty of oil
add spices you like such as coriander, cumin, tumeric (vital) black pepper, nutmeg, ginger, mango, mustard, fenugreek.
If chilies are dry add a little stock.
Tomato optional. As is a squirt of lemon juice
When cooled stick in jar adding oil and some vinegar (not much) to cover and preserve.
Use when something needs brightening up.
Gave some to next-door neighbour a month ago. He hasn't spoken to me since.