Who could've predicted it?

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by CrashTestDummy, Jun 29, 2012.

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  1. While he stays with the tologists he is doomed to be left.

    You can always tell when is involved with them again as his films get shitter, when he isn't in with them he turns out halfway decent stuff.
     
  2. Alright, which one of you ***** mentioned "Beard"?
     
  3. Need Gerbils? I've got the gear.
     
  4. She must've finally caught John Travolta hanging out the back of him.











    Allegedly.
     
  5. Or she pissed herself to find he's playing Reacher and he took offense ...

    "You? Playing Reacher? Get fuckin' real ..."

    Bye dear - I'm off to the Scientologists again!
     
  6. Frankie Boyle raised a chuckle with his twitter post, 'Spare a thought for Katie Holmes who's currently sat on her lawyer's toilet trying to shit out a GPS microchip'
     
  7. Apparently she found out he'd been in a Good Few Men.