Whitney Houston Jokes

#1
Anyone got any good Whitney Houston jokes?

Whitney Houston, At least she went out on a high

What was the last thing that Whitney heard before she died?
"Houston, we have a problem!"

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car?
At least my car can hit 50.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#3
‎"Bobby Brown breaks down on hearing news of Whitney."Hardly seems like an appropriate time to start dancing.
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#4
Bobby Brown found dead. A note next to his body says 'Two can play that game'

Apparently,Bobby Brown WILL be going to Whitney's funeral.......it's his prerogative
 
#6
She had just completed the sequel to 'The Bodyguard', entitled 'The Bodybag'
 
#8
Apparently there will be a huge line outside Whitney Houston‘s funeral service. Which coincidentally is what killed her.

What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common? A major crack problem.
 
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[TD]Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.

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[TD]The ku klux klan today described whitney houstons condition as "satisfactory"...

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#13
One Dies, Millions Cry. Millions Die, No One Cries.

The difference between Whitney's death and the wank I just had.

Turns out Whitney was getting ready for a night of passion with her lover when she died... Leaving a voicemail message, she sang down the line "Yes, I'm shaving all my muff, for you...."
 
#14
What's six inches long and won't be getting sucked on Valentines day?







Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
 

TheIronDuke

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#17
Mark Morrison has turned up at the mortuary demanding the return of his mac.

Yeah, it's shite. But at least I made it up myself.
 

TheIronDuke

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#18
Elton has done a tribute.

"And it seems to me you lived your life, now your crack pipes in the bin."

Please credit The Lovely Iron Duke Heavy Industry BVD © when you nick this.
 
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