Whitish growths on anus

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Disney, Oct 2, 2009.

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  1. I would recommend suicide Disney, a much under appreciated course of action, please feel free to avail yourself.
  2. AAGF


    Simple - don't take it in the arrse and you'll be fine. :lol:
  3. Bummer
  4. Is there a problem with mirrors?
  5. Yes. The print makes your hands black.
  6. Disney.It sounds to me like you have piles.A wire brush and some bleach will solve your problem.
  7. What on earth were you doing to "stumble across this little gem" ??

    Nobody just STUMBLES across this stuff
  8. Poor boogar.... hemeroids, astroids.... anal warts..... STDs.... ooops!!

    Stop doing the 'Bending down to Pick Up the Soap' trick in the Mens 'Rest-room'..... leave the 'Soap' to some other Dude........

    Tell, what! A nice collation of Prune Juice, Curry Gravy, Chili Sauce and a dollop of 'Pickled Cabbage' all renderd through a blender into a nice cold drink.... It might clear the blocked 'drain pipe'... or not...

    Better still..... go and see a Doctor before the old Erse falls off.... :oops: :p :?
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Disney. What the hell were you loking for when you found that?
  10. Honestly, I was looking to see if there is a treatment for burst blood vessels in the face. As the terminal case of Cauliflower arrse popped up on the same page i couldn't resist having a little laugh at someone elses expence.

    That is my story and im sticking to it