White Gloves

Discussion in 'Military Clothing & Boots' started by Spanish_Dave, Jun 2, 2012.

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Can anybody please let me have a pair large size if possible

    Thanks

    Dave
     
  2. What type of white gloves?

    Ceremonial
    NBC inner
    Arctic
    Motorcycle
    Or rapist?
     
  3. Why a pair?

    You can't both go to the fancy dress party as Michael Jackson.
     
  4. jolsonoval.jpg


    Racist ****!
     
  5. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    I love Arrse

    Now can anybody let me have a large pair of white ceromonial gloves, please.

    Ha

    Dave
     
  6. That's a wHOLE different thread...
     
  7. Nitrile.

    Used Border Agency (internal cavity search) stock.

    Each pair only used once. In good nick. Don't bother with e-bay, just tell me how many pairs you need.
     
  8. Oops.

    I apologise.

    didn't realise you needed KKK gauntlets.

    How large will your white ceremony be, please?
     
  9. . . . or is it a ceremony for large whites?

    Should I be posting in S'affrikaan?

    FFS. Help!! I'm bewildered . . . .
     
  10. Try your local Masonic lodge.
     
  11. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Sorry, not gauntlets just white cotton gloves



    Dave

     
  12. I'd lend you mine, but I have small, hobbit/woman like hands.
     
  13. Just ask Jarrod for directions.
     
  14. Directions? Bed; it's pissing it down.
     
  15. Just buy a bottle of cheap supermarket bleach place in bucket or bowl with NBC inners and leave for a few hours. Them wash them thoroughly. Jobs a good un