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Whilst riding on the range one day.....

I served in REME from '87 - '94 and was active in all things rugby and drinking too much. Can anybody help me with lyrics to a song that you wouldn't sing to your granny. It starts,

Whilst riding on the range one day a cowboy I did see,
his trousers round his ankles, his hands tied behind a tree,
He said he had been ravaged by an outlaw who was gay,
As I undid my fly I said, "this aint your lucky day,"

It goes downhill from there but that's about all I can remember, help!

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