Whilst riding on the range one day.....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by paulrammybrew, Aug 20, 2011.

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  1. I served in REME from '87 - '94 and was active in all things rugby and drinking too much. Can anybody help me with lyrics to a song that you wouldn't sing to your granny. It starts,

    Whilst riding on the range one day a cowboy I did see,
    his trousers round his ankles, his hands tied behind a tree,
    He said he had been ravaged by an outlaw who was gay,
    As I undid my fly I said, "this aint your lucky day,"

    It goes downhill from there but that's about all I can remember, help!