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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    With my experience I don't need no books to tell me!!! :bounce: :omg: :cool:
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  2. Sorry, but I refuse to be told how to spank the monkey by a woman. Do I write books on how women should flick their bean? Do I fuck. I don't want to "Experiment" either. I want to blow my load and go. If you google "Erika Summer writer" the first pic is of a heavy chested lady about 27 years old. Maybe she wants me to wank over her massive tits?
  3. Pah I have over 25 years experience of massaging the bone including a few years of having a crafty wank in various Army barracks around the world. There isn't a woman who could tell/show me anything new about it. I definitely don't need a book explaining how to do it but if the authoress has some impressive knockers, I wouldn't mind having a few pictures of her to add to my concentration. ;-) :p :p
  4. No mention of tinned sausages I'l bet.
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  5. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    If you ask me it's a load of wank!
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  6. You may not write how to books on the subject, but she does, and it also happens to be free today (errr...so I hear...)
  7. Maybe we should start a thread on the best danger wanks we had whilst serving

    Top of Blackpool Tower early 90s
  8. Grip firmly in the palm of the hand and yank back and forth vigorously whilst watching porn.

    Advice is FOC of course.
  9. On the rush hour bus from Manchester to burnley given by the ex

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  10. I haven't got a kindle... but having read a Top tips for flicking the bean article that was written by a woman, I reckon my technique improved exponentially overnight. Applied a few tricks and got the 'Oh My God - who taught you that' routine.

    So, this could be a winner to leave lying around. Any chance of a review and sharing of the top tips?
  11. HHH

    HHH LE

    The best advice I can give about wanking is,

    use your own cock when wanking!
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  12. Whilst at York Brks in Munster, best place for a danger wank for me was the open air swimming pool at Hilltrup. Packed Saturday afternoon in the high of summer, slip into the pool and away you go. We used to call it "spawning". It actually caught on, and quite a few A Sqn lads took it up.
  13. Pffffttt, tips from a splitter. I should cocoa.