Which part of your body

Normally my Prince Albert....as it has a tendency to "pop out" at the most in-opportune times


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My index finger. Pops up at the most inappropriate times.
Thanks MWA, I have only one problem and that is that my cock is completely out of proportion with my body, unfortunately I am a dwarf and so it is still tiny!!
Right now it has to be my Knob.... it was playing up earlier so rendered it a damn good thrashing.... nothing wrong with a bit of self discipline :twisted: - as a bonus I'm now feeling nice and relaxed.
I'm a man. Nothing my body does is embarassing to me.
The-Goose said:
OK so which part of your body embarrasses you the most?
The feet. I couldn't get the whole body into the freezer so I had to cut them off. I played with them for a few days but I'm not really sure what to do with them now as they are starting to smell.

But it's not a big problem because I should have a new body soon - all those drunk women returning from office parties and it getting dark at about four in the afternoon. December is traditionally a good month for hunting.
I can hang the meat in the shed and a big christmas dinner for all the family means that I won't shouldn't need the freezer either.
My hands, because they are quite big, and it makes my cock look small when knocking one out over my clown porn.

It does make impressive marks on drunk wenches faces though!
wheelchairwarrier said:
my ankles.......go figure

Look on the bright side, at least they're not in the same room.
My libido...just when I think I've become sexually restrained, I go and do something best not discussed on a family web-site. This alternative personality, Mr Hyde, comes out and before I know it I'm waking up with an empty wallet and a sore knob. Again. Never mind eh, it's not the worst thing that can happen is it! :)

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