Which one of you degenerates was it then?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dogmeat, Mar 12, 2012.

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  1. Better than stamp collecting I suppose.
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  2. If the bloke was enjoying himself and nothing was irrepairably damaged, what's the problem?

    We should embrace everyone and their beliefs and cultures, should we not?
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  3. I wonder how much alcohol you excrete in urine? I bet it was some tight-fisted Jock.
  4. We've all drank that pint of pish hoping we get at least a measure of vodka out of it, not just a fiver, let's be honest here.
  5. Well actually it's more concentrated in semen...
  6. They said it was confidential!
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  7. ANd it'd still taste better than fosters.
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  8. No, no, no ............. thank you very much. I now have a flashback aftertaste in my mouth reminding me of a particularly distasteful evening in the Leconfield NAAFI. Feckin para's, was'nt going to let them win hands down.
  9. AND it'd have a higher ABV!
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Gosh. Cant a chap have a biscuit in peace these days?
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  11. Fosters is one of the greatest stitch ups Australia has ever perpetrated on the world.
    No one drinks it here...
  12. I wouldn't give a Castlemaine XXXX for it.
  13. Some great comments on there too (anybody recognise anyone?):

    Jon Bon Son · London, United KingdomI always do a poo in the urinal and stick a birthday candle in it.

    Mick McNemesisIs anyone else having a wank when they read this?

    Jack Cullen · London, United KingdomWow, that's a lot of effort when he could just go to Streams Of Pleasure at Central Station pub in Kings Cross on a Tuesday night. That's right. Put that in your pipe and Google it. Also - don't urinals self-flush with bleach?