Which Olympic Athlete Are You

#6
You are most like:
Jane Mayes
Team GB


Height
1.73m, 5ft 8in

Weight
88kg, 13st 12lbs

Gender
Female

Sport
Handball



Fucking lush
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#9
According to the link, I'm most like Lijiao Gong. A female Chinese shot putter at 5'9" and 17 stone.

Fucking lush as well. I'm off to strangle the budgie.
 
#11
Luckily, I now get to pierce my own nipples and admire them in a mirror, as I am a female Hungarian shot-putter. What a feckin strong right hand I have!

Edited to add:

I just googled her and I've changed my mind, I don't want to be her. She is way fatter than me, and that is something I don't need.

Bastard BBC and their left wing views.
 
#12
Luckily, I now get to pierce my own nipples and admire them in a mirror, as I am a female Hungarian shot-putter. What a feckin strong right hand I have!

Edited to add:

I just googled her and I've changed my mind, I don't want to be her. She is way fatter than me, and that is something I don't need.

Bastard BBC and their left wing views.

I still want you to be her. Just for tonight.
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#13
Luckily, I now get to pierce my own nipples and admire them in a mirror, as I am a female Hungarian shot-putter. What a feckin strong right hand I have!

Edited to add:

I just googled her and I've changed my mind, I don't want to be her. She is way fatter than me, and that is something I don't need.

Bastard BBC and their left wing views.
Righto, get yer fucken tits out then...
 
#14
Disappointed as I am like wrestler J. Lester or footballer Danny Rose.


I was also hoping to be Jessica Ennis ... or a Brazilian volley ball lady.
 
#15
Oh fuck im fatima whitbtread
 

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