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Which of this lot........................?

Least like to fight? Why?


  • Total voters
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#1
Would you least like to fight?

Apart from:
Julian Clary
Arthur Askey
Scousers
Yorkies
Brummies
Southern Poofters
Geordies
Gay Footballers
Lesbian Shot Putters and Javelin Throwers
Eskimo's
Great White Sharks.............
Pre- Menstrual women
the mother in law,
big mauri bouncers,
gurkas; or
zombies, sea monsters and that.
 
#8
You left the following out of your poll

Scousers
Yorkies
Brummies
Southern Poofters
Geordies
Gay Footballers
Lesbian Shot Putters and Javelin Throwers
Eskimo's
Great White Sharks.............
 
#12
May I ask how you make your scrambled eggs? Most people seem to add milk to the pan, whereas I just use a bit of butter.

Do you have a bit of pepper on them too?
try lots of butter in the pan, skip the milk but put a dash of cream in if you have it and liberally douse with proper ground pepper and celery salt. Nom nom
 
K

Kirkz

Guest
#15
May I ask how you make your scrambled eggs? Most people seem to add milk to the pan, whereas I just use a bit of butter.

Do you have a bit of pepper on them too?
I just use butter too, but do mine in the microwave, 30 seconds at a time beating vigorously in between until the right consistency :)
Edit to add - Loads of black pepper is a must on the eggs once cooked.
 
K

Kirkz

Guest
#18
Good grief man! do you have any idea how tiny the remaining nutritional value of food after microwaving is?
Do I care? Not one jot! I only ever use the ding machine to warm up cold brews, scramble eggs or defrost meat, everything else is done on the cooker :)
 

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