Which of this lot........................?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bushmills, Jan 28, 2012.

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  1. Taliban

    2.4%
  2. Arabs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Zulus

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Fuzzy wuzzies

    4.9%
  5. the Japs

    2.4%
  6. The Jerries

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. The Chinese

    22.0%
  8. The Russians

    2.4%
  9. French

    2.4%
  10. Cypriots

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Israelis

    17.1%
  12. Balkans

    2.4%
  13. Irish

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Scots

    4.9%
  15. Welsh

    2.4%
  16. Yanks

    4.9%
  17. Spanish

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  18. Dutch

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  19. Agentines

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  20. Other?

    31.7%

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  1. Would you least like to fight?

    Apart from:
    Julian Clary
    Arthur Askey
    Scousers
    Yorkies
    Brummies
    Southern Poofters
    Geordies
    Gay Footballers
    Lesbian Shot Putters and Javelin Throwers
    Eskimo's
    Great White Sharks.............
    Pre- Menstrual women
    the mother in law,
    big mauri bouncers,
    gurkas; or
    zombies, sea monsters and that.
     
  2. Julian Clary.
     
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  3. Arthur Askey.

    Definitely.
     
  4. Hasnt this one been done previously?
     
  5. By 'other' does this mean Aliens, sea monsters and that?
     
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  6. I wouldn't much fancy a scrap against a Kraken.

    Oh, I don't seem to see the option of "Pre-menstrual Woman" on there. A shocking omission.
     
  7. Zombies
     
  8. You left the following out of your poll

    Scousers
    Yorkies
    Brummies
    Southern Poofters
    Geordies
    Gay Footballers
    Lesbian Shot Putters and Javelin Throwers
    Eskimo's
    Great White Sharks.............
     
  9. I had smoked salmon and scrammbled eggs for brekkie this am.
     
  10. New Zealand. Those Mongrel Mob blokes are scary.
     
  11. May I ask how you make your scrambled eggs? Most people seem to add milk to the pan, whereas I just use a bit of butter.

    Do you have a bit of pepper on them too?
     
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  12. try lots of butter in the pan, skip the milk but put a dash of cream in if you have it and liberally douse with proper ground pepper and celery salt. Nom nom
     
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  13. Noted! Always willing to learn...
     
  14. I'm still contemplating brekkie as the jet lag has my head all confused.
     
  15. I just use butter too, but do mine in the microwave, 30 seconds at a time beating vigorously in between until the right consistency :)
    Edit to add - Loads of black pepper is a must on the eggs once cooked.