Which musician would you que 5 hours to punch?

#2
I'm not queuing up again. :x
 
#3
Sting, Bono and any other Right On ecofriendly p*ss flap who should do more singing and less preaching.....in fact they can stop f*ckin singing too :x
 
#7
This c*nt, 'Wolfman' who sang with Pete Docherty, sat 2 rows down from me on the Leeds to Kings Cross train, ripped off his t*ts at 8am and screaming into his phone about making sure he was picked up at the other end, he went suprisingly quiet a couple of stops down after a load of footy lads got on :D Thank f*ck for i-pods..
 

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#9
i would take a chance with a good left jab at the following hypocrites

Paul McCartney

Bono

Sting

Elton John

Bob Geldof

If these heros of the people and the planet truley gave a toss about the causes they support they'ed give ALL there money away.

stop asking me for money, i've got none spare
 
#11
Anyone in a 'boy band' and would quite like to give Simon Cowell one

Before the abuse starts I meant I'd like to punch Simon Cowell
 
#12
reni_77 said:
This c*nt, 'Wolfman' who sang with Pete Docherty, sat 2 rows down from me on the Leeds to Kings Cross train, ripped off his t*ts at 8am and screaming into his phone about making sure he was picked up at the other end, he went suprisingly quiet a couple of stops down after a load of footy lads got on :D Thank f*ck for i-pods..
Oh he looks like a pure delight! Arrogant, self obsessed, probably moody in cool rockstar kind of way. Oh yes, he is a clear candidate for flurry a of crippling "Judo-chops"
 

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#15
I'm not sure but could someone check for me whether Piers Morgan was ever in a band / school orchestra / choir or sings in the shower?
 
#16
still_standing said:
shut it juts shu it. crosses the line MOD
Say again all after "shut".

Who to punch? Too many to mention. Maybe they should queue up for me?
I'll start with Doherty though. No specific reason, he just annoys me and I'd be well chuffed if someone gave him a shoeing.
 
#17
Sixty said:
I'm not sure but could someone check for me whether Piers Morgan was ever in a band / school orchestra / choir or sings in the shower?
No, but he has spoken to a few, guilty by association, fair game in my book.
 
#18
cursedveggie said:
Anyone in a 'boy band' and would quite like to give Simon Cowell one

Before the abuse starts I meant I'd like to punch Simon Cowell
Liar! It's that high trouser line isn't it, irresistable. :wink:
 
#19
Van fecking Morrison, saw a doco on him once, he was so far up his own arse he was looking out his own gob. Spouting pseudo intellectual bollox all the while wearing a pork pie type hat which looked fecking ridiculous.

Got all his albums though.
 
#20
Billy Brag needs a good shoeing as well
 

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