Which musician would you que 5 hours to punch?

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  1. Not just a pretty face, seems she also has a good chin....LOOK

    Who would you que up for 5 hours to punch?

    Must be music related, with a good reason.
  2. I'm not queuing up again. :x
  3. Sting, Bono and any other Right On ecofriendly p*ss flap who should do more singing and less preaching.....in fact they can stop f*ckin singing too :x
  4. Bah, stuff and nonsense. Beaten to it. :wink:
    Bono. Every time.

  5. She's no musician...dont ever confuse musicians with singers.. :x
  6. I'd also like to punch Leona Lewis of course.

    A donkey punch.
  7. This c*nt, 'Wolfman' who sang with Pete Docherty, sat 2 rows down from me on the Leeds to Kings Cross train, ripped off his t*ts at 8am and screaming into his phone about making sure he was picked up at the other end, he went suprisingly quiet a couple of stops down after a load of footy lads got on :D Thank f*ck for i-pods..

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  8. Elton 'arrse-wipe' John. Sanctimonius cnut. :x
  9. i would take a chance with a good left jab at the following hypocrites

    Paul McCartney



    Elton John

    Bob Geldof

    If these heros of the people and the planet truley gave a toss about the causes they support they'ed give ALL there money away.

    stop asking me for money, i've got none spare
  10. shut it juts shu it. crosses the line MOD
  11. Anyone in a 'boy band' and would quite like to give Simon Cowell one

    Before the abuse starts I meant I'd like to punch Simon Cowell
  12. Oh he looks like a pure delight! Arrogant, self obsessed, probably moody in cool rockstar kind of way. Oh yes, he is a clear candidate for flurry a of crippling "Judo-chops"
  13. 1. Celine Dion
    2. Mariah Carey
    3. Will Young
    4. Celine Dion
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  14. mmm looks like there is a que to que and punch fcukin Bono......... but I'll wait :threaten:
  15. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    I'm not sure but could someone check for me whether Piers Morgan was ever in a band / school orchestra / choir or sings in the shower?
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