Which military hero would you prefer to sexually abuse you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, May 2, 2007.

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  1. Bill Slim-No drill for the Field Marshalls' bum boy.

    26.5%
  2. T.E Lawrence-This is my eighth pillar of wisdom.

    44.1%
  3. Mike Calvert-The master of deep penetration.

    8.8%
  4. Paddy Mayne-One of Them and one of Those?

    20.6%

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  1. In the news here yesterday, three blokes have claimed that they had their botties fondled by Field Marshall William Slim when he was Governer General of Australia. Naturally, these repressed memories will come with a lawsuit against somebody. However, it started me thinking. If you had to be tampered with by an allegedly gay famous military figure, who would it be?
     
  2. Lord lather of indecision
     
  3. Alexander the Great - at least he wouldn't have had grey pubes and liver spots, unlike most Generals.
     
  4. boudiccea or joan of arc at least then i get some fun too
     
  5. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Brings a whole new meaning to the 'Ride of the Valkyries' :twisted:
     
  6. If you're going to get your ring kicked-in, might as well do it in style:

    Captain Hurricane RM (Battle Picture Weekly) :D
     

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  7. Catherine the GREAT....................

    Ooer............. get that bloody nag out of the way!
     
  8. ok its stretching it a bit >>>>Florence Nightingale :D
     
  9. I could arrange that..............she's buried about three miles from here!
     
  10. Is that with or without the wax from her lamp?
     
  11. iv had worse :D
     
  12. Zena, the bloke without a cock (stretching imagination here)
     

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  13. She'll do for me!

    Litotes
     
  14. how about a tag team between MDN and FLASHY?

    (define heroic.....you'd have to be brave to be within walking distance of those two in the same postcode..)
     
  15. I've got that outfit haha :D