Once the Tories are back in power I am rather hoping that part of their crack down on crime will be the reintroduction of burning witches at the stake. If this happens, which of the minging, expense fiddling Labour harridans would you most like to see being slowly toasted to a crisp? I'm sure many will vote for Harriet Harperson but I think she is strangely attractive and could think of other things to do with her. It would therefore be a choice of Hazel Blears or Jacqui Smith. On the basis that ginger people would make stinky smoke and Smith would burn for days (if not weeks) then I vote for Smith. Feel free to add any other nominations. You can choose only one.