Which Jeremy is the Biggest Cnut?

Which Jeremy is the Biggest Cnut?

  • Jeremy Kyle

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  • Jeremy Vine

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  • Jeremy Clarkson

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  • Jeremy Paxman

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#1
Simple question, Kyle, Vine, Clarkson or Paxman, i find them all equally irritating.

Kyle is probably least worst, at least he treats the scumbags on his show with utter contempt, however he has encouraged a whole generation that it's cool to go on telly and tell the nation that you have 8 kids from 9 fathers, are a recovering addict, and that you still love dwayne, wayne etc.

Vine is a smug tw@t who, with his gormless listeners are nothing more than an audio version of the Daily Mail. Why does he appear at the start and end of Panorama, he adds no value.

Clarkson - spare me. He is a one trick pony who has turned a once decent motor-journalist show into car-crash TV (literally). Who cars about racing bathtubs with 500bhp engines down the thames towing a caravan, or powered unicycles round antartica - utter waste of licence payers money.

Paxman - granted his interview with Michael Howard stillmildly amuses me,he has the demeanour of somebody i would like to punch, very hard. He irritated me when he took Gen Kisley on last yr, and less said about university challenge the better.

So cast your vote and make me feel better!!!
 
#4
Kyle. Not because of him personally, but of the people on and watching his programme.
 
#5
Kyle - his show is the epitome of all I detest in today's Britain and actually makes some waster chavs think they're important. Does any 'normal' person with a more than room temperature IQ really want to bleat about their relationship problems on national TV??

Clarkson is a breath of fresh air in an overly PC world and Top Gear is one of the very few decent programmes the BBC still has a hand in.
 
#6
Danny_Dravot said:
Simple question, Kyle, Vine, Clarkson or Paxman, i find them all equally irritating.

Kyle is probably least worst, at least he treats the scumbags on his show with utter contempt, however he has encouraged a whole generation that it's cool to go on telly and tell the nation that you have 8 kids from 9 fathers, are a recovering addict, and that you still love dwayne, wayne etc.

Vine is a smug tw@t who, with his gormless listeners are nothing more than an audio version of the Daily Mail. Why does he appear at the start and end of Panorama, he adds no value.

Clarkson - spare me. He is a one trick pony who has turned a once decent motor-journalist show into car-crash TV (literally). Who cars about racing bathtubs with 500bhp engines down the thames towing a caravan, or powered unicycles round antartica - utter waste of licence payers money.

Paxman - granted his interview with Michael Howard stillmildly amuses me,he has the demeanour of somebody i would like to punch, very hard. He irritated me when he took Gen Kisley on last yr, and less said about university challenge the better.

So cast your vote and make me feel better!!!
You're bored today aren't you? :D

Vine every time, followed closely by Kyle. Paxman I like and last Clarkson because Ashie thinks we are all fascists :twisted:
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#7
REgards said:
Kyle - his show is the epitome of all I detest in today's Britain and actually makes some waster chavs think they're important. Does any 'normal' person with a more than room temperature IQ really want to bleat about their relationship problems on national TV??

Clarkson is a breath of fresh air in an overly PC world and Top Gear is one of the very few decent programmes the BBC still has a hand in.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Only got as far as 'Jeremy Kyle' and couldn't read any further.

Joined the 'Jeremy Kyle is a cnut' group on Facebook (innit), was contacted by someone purporting to be the man himself, giving me all sorts of e - abuse. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
 
#11
Kyle every time.

I cringe at the thought of being caught nipping to the shop in tracksuit bottoms, yet these cretins deem it completely acceptable to appear on national television dressed like clampits. 'Orrible Cnuts.
 
#12
rickshaw-major said:
You're bored today aren't you? :D

Vine every time, followed closely by Kyle. Paxman I like and last Clarkson because Ashie thinks we are all fascists :twisted:
in a word, yes!!
 
#13
Kyle. End of...
 
#14
Not much of a choice, is it? Kyle!
 
#15
Danny_Dravot said:
Clarkson - spare me. He is a one trick pony who has turned a once decent motor-journalist show into car-crash TV (literally). Who cars about racing bathtubs with 500bhp engines down the thames towing a caravan, or powered unicycles round antartica - utter waste of licence payers money.
You utterly boring cnut.
 
#16
I met a family of inbred mutant f ucks who appeared on Kyle,at work last year(I work in the railways)
I almost had to take them by the hand to the "Train to Manchester to go on the Jeremy Kyle show" as they couldn't seem to read the departure board or understand the 24 hour clock.
Unfortunately they managed to track me down the next day "Where the f uck's our taxi?......Jeremy Kyle ordered us a f ucking taxi!....where the f uck is it?...Get us our f ucking taxi...." and so on,ans so forth.

I would happily put air vents in the back of Jeremy Kyles skull.
 
#17
Dr_Chris said:
Danny_Dravot said:
Clarkson - spare me. He is a one trick pony who has turned a once decent motor-journalist show into car-crash TV (literally). Who cars about racing bathtubs with 500bhp engines down the thames towing a caravan, or powered unicycles round antartica - utter waste of licence payers money.
You utterly boring cnut.
agreed - however i do enjoy more sophisticated and original entertainment than his purile antics, eg crossing the channel in car-come-boat, caravan darts, blowing things over with a 747 engine, a (z list) star in a reasonably priced car etc etc...i think my 14y/o nephew and his hogwarts chums could design a better programme. Like Ross, he has become the sum of the parts, over-hyped and over-paid
 
#18
I have a fantasy that all of kyles "GUESTS" are actually actors and are all back stage worrying about there motivation :D

unfortunatly I fear its time for a Moscow theater style siege where kyle and his guest get slotted live on air and Them come in and kill all the audience just to be on the safe side :twisted:

people who bemoan top gear cause its not about the cars anymore are rather dull.
as proved by the fiesta review
old top gear boring
new top gear stupid but fun
 
#19
and, Dr_chris, i didn't vote for JC either, so i'm not alone in thinking that he's a prat
 
#20
Clarkson. A self-important tosser who's raised boorishness to an art form, substituted 'loudly-expressed' for 'well thought out' regarding opinions and put arrogance in the place where we used to have intellect. If he were anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is I might have tempered my view, opinionated or not, but he's not even on the same map sheet.

Paxman is a close run second.
 

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