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Which Crap town are you drinking in on a friday night?

I'm shocked and saddened that no-one has mentioned the sh1tehole I call home.

MIDDLESBROUGH wohoooo!!!
 
gwar_drill_pig_stab said:
i believe someone said chester was a good night out wrong it sh1te id rather go to wrexham and im a born and bred cestrian its a shithole with 2 proper night clubs and they are both dives full of council estate slappers who think they are the cheshire society set

And what's wrong with trapping that sort? :D
 
I did go out with a girl from Mold before-she was a bit bonkers to be honest and it is in Chester's catchment area.
 
SparkySteve said:
Isn't Luton the crappiest town, officially?
It would definatly get my vote!

Oh i don't know. If the universe had an arsehole it would be Mansfield or Grantham.
 

Brew_Time

War Hero
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
i win i win!

Brecon.

Na not Brecon - fkn good night in Sarah Siddons - or it used to be.

BT. :hump:
 

Brew_Time

War Hero
We as squaddies or ex squaddies all know a town is what you make it. Most towns are crap but squaddies on the p!ss always seem to bring life to them.

As for Spalding, now that is a crap town but with a bit of thought there's always loadsa illegals to kick the shite out of.

BT.
 
Crap night out - Crewe. It really is 6" up the arsehole of England

Good night out - Kendal. Especially in the summer.
 
Haverford Fcuking west, now theres a shite night out.

Maryport (Scaryport) for obvious reasons.

Camborne, Chrisst all fking mighty.

Workington, they all share a brain cell and its sleeping. And the Gene pool is a cess pool.

Dundee, the only thin birds are heroin addicts ( they do any thing for a 5er)
 

Brew_Time

War Hero
sebcoe said:
Haverford Fcuking west, now theres a shite night out.

Maryport (Scaryport) for obvious reasons.

Camborne, Chrisst all fking mighty.

Workington, they all share a brain cell and its sleeping. And the Gene pool is a cess pool.

Dundee, the only thin birds are heroin addicts ( they do any thing for a 5er)

Camborne, yeah ure right - train don't stop at Camborne Sundays - Jethro said.

BT. :numberone:
 
Brew Time, is the Berkley Centre still open, the three floors of absolute gopping, fat, loose birds. I could start a new topic with the tales of that place.
 

Brew_Time

War Hero
sebcoe said:
Brew Time, is the Berkley Centre still open, the three floors of absolute gopping, fat, loose birds. I could start a new topic with the tales of that place.

Ooooo - don't know Seb - but start the topic anyway. Minging Pubs.

BT. :thumright:
 

Bill_Bones

Clanker
Peterhead

(Pronounced Peeterheeeeiiiid)
 
Milford Haven.

Been there twice (should have leaned the first time - shame on me). The shitiest town at the edge of nowhere.
 

fcol64

Clanker
gwar_drill_pig_stab said:
its trapping them thats the problem if you dont live in chester happy days otherwise its a small world an even smaller city and accidents happen not to me thank feck but the first question a chester slapper will ask is how much do you earn

YOU WIN! I give you Blacon, Chester Hell on Earth, or the Ron Hill Estate as it should be known.
 

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