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Which Crap town are you drinking in on a friday night?

macattack

Old-Salt
Right, its Friday evening, we have all left work. had a few beers on the
way home. Now we're getting ready to go out again.

So which is the crappest town we are going out in tonight?

for me its Doncaster

Land of the biggest loudest fattest ugliest females around. (ok 1 or 2 are nice looking, but they are waiting to be whisked away by a footballer or soap star)

Fight night guaranteed.

an Overzealous policeforce.

Chav's and eastern europeans driving corsa's with crappy bodykits and bean tin exhausts.

a train station you can't get to after 2200.

not enough taxi's.

not enough bar staff

all in all a crap night guaranteed. but i can't be Arrsed going anywhere else tonight.

can anyone beat this misery? maybe someone is having a night out in Tidworth!!!!
 
Holyhead is luverly on a friday night,specially when the Dublin ferry is in!!!
 

Yes_Sir!

War Hero
Osnabrück for me!!!!

Gyros, Eros Centre then another Gyros me thinks!!!!!!!
 
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Bottleosmoke

Guest
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
i win i win!

Brecon.

no, no , no......any fule know that brecon is tops on a friday and sat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


try Lydd.......................I win
 
clearly you've never been to Ilfracombe!!!!
 

janieo

Old-Salt
popgreen said:
try fallingbostel....nearly as bad as tidworth.....

Hey now Pup, had some good times in the copper kettle...well what I can remember ! :omg: ...at least Fally has more than one pub like Bovy does (Clouds Hill) :neutral:
 

taff_dee

Old-Salt
no way try ebbw vale as far up the s.wales valleys as you can get.

Guaranteed fight no matter what. fat ugly women and it's always raining and at the mo it's fecking baltic.
 
I once had a few beers in Yate, near Bristol and Gloucester.

Fucking shit. More chavs than you could shake a stick at. Makes Beirut look appealing.
 
wet_blobby said:
Ilfracombe.... combe martin's got loads of pubs and there all in a straight line so you cant get lost.

my mate works behind the bar in the Foc'sle(?sp) in Combe Martian!!!
 

Machristo

War Hero
fecking leicester..... shitehole.
 
yes but you aint hear any more janieo...well yes bovy is grim,wha´t about wool or wareham....within walking distance--well i have,,
 
oh NOW you're talking...Leicester!!!! The Physio and Firkin...the Victory...what gems in the world of beer and vomit!!!!
 
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