Which arrser was this?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arte_et_Marte, May 4, 2012.

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  1. Two Brit tourists, Rhys Owen Jones (21) & Keri Mules (20) broke into Sea World in Queensland Australia, after going on the lash. They had a swim with some nice dolphins and set off some fire extinguishers at the nasty sharks. (As you do.)

    Not quite content with all that malarky, they then took a penguin back to their apartment and stuck it in the shower!

    Jones is reportedly an ex Booty.

    Sounds like a better spin out than my birthday pub crawl.

    From yesterdays Irish Examiner. A funny story among the usual doom and gloom.
  2. I hope they didn't wake up in the morning, look at each other, and say, "You didn't have this vivid kinky dream about fucking a nun last night, did you?"
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  3. English clearly not your first language!