Two Brit tourists, Rhys Owen Jones (21) & Keri Mules (20) broke into Sea World in Queensland Australia, after going on the lash. They had a swim with some nice dolphins and set off some fire extinguishers at the nasty sharks. (As you do.) Not quite content with all that malarky, they then took a penguin back to their apartment and stuck it in the shower! Jones is reportedly an ex Booty. Sounds like a better spin out than my birthday pub crawl. From yesterdays Irish Examiner. A funny story among the usual doom and gloom.