It is April 23rd and an englishman, scotsman, welshman and irishman are in a pub having a drink to celebrate the birth of the englishman's first born baby boy. The englishman is considering what to call his son. He announces 'Since my boy was born on today on St Georges Day I am going to call him George' The scotsman pipes up 'What a coincidence...my boy was born on St Andrew's day and I named him Andrew!!' The welshman is astounded 'What a coincidence...my baby boy was born on March 1st on St David's Day and guess what? I named him David!!' The Irishman then says 'Fcuk me wait til I get home and tell our Pancake!!'