My old unit had a stuffed boars head mounted in the drill hall for what seems like eternity until it suddenly dissapeared. This wasn't the first time ,as is rumoured, the blighter ended up "sending us a post-card" from the Falklands saying "having a fantastic time, see you in six months". Luckily the blighter ended up in its usual place sooner or later. The main suspects were Tayforth UOTC and ADStAUAS but both deny any involvement. If anyone has any conspiracy theories to Pigsy's whereabouts or could shed some light on where another one could be obtained from feel free to fire on a post or two.