Wheres Gordon?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blogg, Aug 21, 2009.

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  1. Actually Gordon is in hospital being removed from Mandelsons arsehole.
  2. It's bit like that where's Wally thingy
  3. Who gives a feck?
  4. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Gordon has in fact escaped to Darkest Peru, where he has been captured and tied to tree, smothered with honey ... and left for the ants.

    Bears had nothing to do with this, of course, apart from donating the honey.
  5. What has happened to Gordon Browns famous and very often repeated saying,

    "No more boom and bust."

    Has anyone heard him say it in the last 8 months ?, I'll stand corrected if I'm wrong.
  6. Calm down,calm down,we heard you the first two times!
  7. Gordon is burying his head in the sand, as Peter eyes his exposed posterior and reaches for the lube.
  8. Gordon always does his disappearing act when attempting to distance himself from controversy. His cowardice is exceeded only by his incompetence and dishonesty.

    This is a clear indicator he was behind the decision to release the Libyan mass murderer.
  9. i think the wider point to make is that the country continues to run smoothly when all the MPs feck off for 3 months summer leave...erm,imean parlimentary recess!
  10. LIBYA? Sucking up to Ghadaffi?
  11. Perhaps he's quit on the quiet! I wish we can only wish!