Where's all the decent porn gone?

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  1. Like the title suggests, where's it all gone? I'm trying to download some full length 'Gentlemen's Alone Time' films off Pirate Bay, but it all seems to be the type of stuff you'd show your missus, when she drunkenly suggests to watch some porn together, instead of showing her the real stuff you've got of dwarves pissing over each other and grannies fisting donkeys. Perhaps it's just years of watching porn that has effected my brain and I am desensitised to it all now-a-days.
     
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    The download sites all seem to be shutting up under threats of legal bum-rape. I used to love cheggit, it catered for all yer weird shiz, but mainly now I just check out the countless streaming/you tube - a-like sites that ironically are costing the industry a fortune and depleting the number of grumble flicks they put out each year.
     
  3. I use firefox and you can download a plugin which capture movies on youtube or similar - XNXX. Its called download helper. Basically you install it and when a movie plays on youtube or porn site (XNXX) the icon rotates and you can 'capture' it as an AVI ready to put on your memory stick and play through the USB port on your tv.

    If you browse XNXX you can find heaps of retro and modern full length porno's.

    Just a piece of advice, if you download a big black fella, move the settee further back, through the sliding doors and into the back room, that way his cock will look smaller and she will think you are 'average'.
     
  4. I think the problem is that you are looking for decent porn. For porn to be of any value whatsoever, it really has to be indecent.
     
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  5. Try going to xhamster and tapping in Russian institute should give you some long clips/movies of a tame enough nature for your wife and you to enjoy.
     
  6. efukt & daftporn are up & running!
     
  7. The currently en vouge method, so I understand, is to make a list of all your preferred search terms. Then go to some of these translation sites and translate your list into a varity of foriegn languages. Then do your porn searching using these foriegn terms and phrases. Et volia! world-wide porn of all varieties for your viewing pleasure.
     
  8. Alternatively, go to Youporn, Fuc'd or Eroprofile... allegedly.
     
  9. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    What ever happened to settling in for the night with a freshly purchased copy of Club?

    Them were the days. I still have a box of late 90's Paul Raymond mags cluttering up my loft somewhere.

    Occasionally it's nice to get them out and have an old skool wank while listening to Brit pop and drinking a Hooch.
     
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  10. All You will ever need, well that and a printer too for the authentic wank crescent experience
    Classic & Vintage Magazines - Vintage Erotica Forums
     
  11. Usenet, it's where all the best stuff is
     
  12. Wow, a lass eating dogshit right out of the dogs arse. I didn't expect to find that one page one
     
  13. Porn to be included in school curriculum

    This could be where you need to go?
     
  14. I save them for when the interweb is broken