Where was Cuddles?

#5
Cuddles was doing the advanced recce for the NATO deployment to Syria when the clown died, either that or he was cutting a better set of teeth out of orange peel, the waffling gusset smear.
 
#6
The Gaurdain? FFS have you nothing better to read? Stiil sad though.
Never sad when a clown dies. They are the essence of evil. Wonder if his shirt curled up when he died.
 
#7
Never sad when a clown dies. They are the essence of evil. Wonder if his shirt curled up when he died.
I was referring to his wife. Clown deaths are to be celebrated, creepy cunts.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
Cuddles is also an habitual liar who frequents military themed forums.

Colonel?

Colonel my fucking shit pipe!
You mean Cuddles isn't.........

It can't be true......

I always thought he was gen.........

Why pretend to be a clown?
 
#9
Farewell rednosed guy the world will be a far more sensible place without you.
Dusty etc.
 
#11
My makeup is dry and it clags on my chin
I'm drowning my sorrows in whisky and gin
The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore
The lions they won't fight and the tigers won't roar

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
So let's all drink to the death of a clown
Won't someone help me to break up this crown
Let's all drink to the death of a clown
Let's all drink to the death of a clown

The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor
Nobody needs fortunes told anymore
The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees
And frantically looking for runaway fleas

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Let's all drink to the death of a clown
So won't someone help me to break up this crown
Let's all drink to the death of a clown
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Let's all drink to the death of a clown
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#14
He was only in the parade as he had recently been laid off from the circus, apparently he was taking the circus to court claiming funfair dismissal.....
Oh Fuck off :)
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#15
I was not even aware Cuddles was ill. Thoughts with the family etc.

I don't suppose he owned a jet-ski does anybody know?
 
#16
I fucking hate clowns. I refer to my post dated xx.xx.12, posted by Aleegee1698 "I fucking hate clowns and Duckbill Platypusses".

My older brother used to taunt and frighten me with his foam/wired clown "Cocco the clunt", it turned me into an hysterical 16 yr old, I ran away from home and joined the Army, just to get away from that clown.

The thing with the Duckbill-platypusses was induced from watching BBC1 round me Nans, never forgive her the bitch.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#19
I SAID THE THINGS INDUCED BY THE DUCKBILLED PLATTYPUSSES ETC.

You deaf old twunt
No need to shout. I am here to help.

So, clarification on the involvement of your dear old Nan and the Duckbilled Platypusses when you were a small child. The episode which has led to your shouting and throwing things around the place.

Was your Nan actually a woman? And did this 'Nan' dress you up as a girl?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#20
No need to shout. I am here to help.

So, clarification on the involvement of your dear old Nan and the Duckbilled Platypusses when you were a small child. The episode which has led to your shouting and throwing things around the place.

Was your Nan actually a woman? And did this 'Nan' dress you up as a girl?
Mine did, I am quite in touch with my girly side.

I love my tits.
 

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