Where was Cuddles?

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. Cuddles was a monkey not a clown
     

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  3. Cuddles is also an habitual liar who frequents military themed forums.

    Colonel?

    Colonel my fucking shit pipe!
     
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  4. Cuddles was doing the advanced recce for the NATO deployment to Syria when the clown died, either that or he was cutting a better set of teeth out of orange peel, the waffling gusset smear.
     
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  5. Never sad when a clown dies. They are the essence of evil. Wonder if his shirt curled up when he died.
     
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  6. I was referring to his wife. Clown deaths are to be celebrated, creepy cunts.
     
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You mean Cuddles isn't.........

    It can't be true......

    I always thought he was gen.........

    Why pretend to be a clown?
     
  8. Farewell rednosed guy the world will be a far more sensible place without you.
    Dusty etc.
     
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  9. Clowns just aint funny..............................:shock:
     
  10. My makeup is dry and it clags on my chin
    I'm drowning my sorrows in whisky and gin
    The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore
    The lions they won't fight and the tigers won't roar

    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    So let's all drink to the death of a clown
    Won't someone help me to break up this crown
    Let's all drink to the death of a clown
    Let's all drink to the death of a clown

    The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor
    Nobody needs fortunes told anymore
    The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees
    And frantically looking for runaway fleas

    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    Let's all drink to the death of a clown
    So won't someone help me to break up this crown
    Let's all drink to the death of a clown
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    Let's all drink to the death of a clown
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
     
  11. At least he died smiling.
     
  12. He was only in the parade as he had recently been laid off from the circus, apparently he was taking the circus to court claiming funfair dismissal.....
     
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  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Oh Fuck off :)
     
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  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I was not even aware Cuddles was ill. Thoughts with the family etc.

    I don't suppose he owned a jet-ski does anybody know?