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Where to commit Cardinal Sin

#1
So, you're a member of a famous (possibly infamous) organisation and you need to hide out for a while, to let the heat die down and outraged memory fade, while your higher authority bides time to put you into another position of authority, trust and ability to "exhibit your human falibility".

Here's an example of the sort of pillar of the community that might need to take this action:

Ladies & Gentlemen of Arrse, I give you Cardinal Keith O'Brian - lately UK's most senior RC cleric.

Now, fleeing to Paraguay is sooo 1950s and, in any event, it's toppers with aging Germans. So, where to go?

Arrsers - unleash your fertile imagination.....

ps: I've already nominated the Isle of Man(love), even if the pun is quite weak. :oops:
 
#11
Only one place for a Crow too hide - the Vatican.

So many RC clerics that another one would blend right in. As would, apparently, one who bats for the Jarrod XI.
 
#20
While Austria boasts the appropriate village name of "Fucking", the images I found only seem to have females/girls/laydees draped around the sign (you're all just going to have to do your own searches :giggle:)

France, with Condom, is right out....

...but good old reliable India gives us the following, which might just meet the requirement:

 

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