Where to commit Cardinal Sin

So, you're a member of a famous (possibly infamous) organisation and you need to hide out for a while, to let the heat die down and outraged memory fade, while your higher authority bides time to put you into another position of authority, trust and ability to "exhibit your human falibility".

Here's an example of the sort of pillar of the community that might need to take this action:

Ladies & Gentlemen of Arrse, I give you Cardinal Keith O'Brian - lately UK's most senior RC cleric.

Now, fleeing to Paraguay is sooo 1950s and, in any event, it's toppers with aging Germans. So, where to go?

Arrsers - unleash your fertile imagination.....

ps: I've already nominated the Isle of Man(love), even if the pun is quite weak. :oops:
He's a shoe-in for RM Chaplaincy. Succour for hard men.


I see excog was thinking along the same lines but stumbled over the punchline.
Cardinal Sin? Whats he got to do with it?

However, on Wednesday the Vatican said that with the Pope's approval Cardinal
O'Brien would leave Scotland "for the purpose of spiritual renewal, prayer and
Bangkok it is then

Only one place for a Crow too hide - the Vatican.

So many RC clerics that another one would blend right in. As would, apparently, one who bats for the Jarrod XI.
Heretics! You are accused of heresy on three counts - heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action - four counts. Do you confess?
Extended leave for spirtual renewal down at Port Stanley in the Falklands.... the Port Stanley Constabulary will keep him in check....
While Austria boasts the appropriate village name of "Fucking", the images I found only seem to have females/girls/laydees draped around the sign (you're all just going to have to do your own searches :giggle:)

France, with Condom, is right out....

...but good old reliable India gives us the following, which might just meet the requirement:

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