Ya... So the SITREP is this: I'm stuck in stupid Canada... And have been trying to contact my Regiment for the last month... More then likely, sods law says they've listed me as f*cking AWOL... I'm currently in the 2nd Royal Tank Regiment, Falcon SQN... My boys are in Afganistan and all I want to do is get out there to keep em safe! Thing is the MOD nore anyone else has a bloody number I can use to contact my CMO or even the bloody guard room! I really need help boys! If any of you have a number for 2RTR Guard room or maybe even the CMO that will work from stupid Canada then please...PLEASE send it my way via email... Don't need some JUNDY c*nt prank calling the guard room with IED threats! I have a mate out in Basra trying to get me some numbers but we all know how useless clarks can be... And the longer I'm stuck the worst I'am. If your wondering how this happened... I had leave, went home to B.C. to see wife and kid... My pay stopped... No money to get back... And no fricken jobs out here!!! I mean really!? Did I rape a dozen cariboo while sporting a plad shirt in a past life? Email is: firstname.lastname@example.org Or post in this thread if you want to laugh at my sorry, broke ass that'll more then likely end up in Colly... I would! WORST LIFE EVER! Laugh at the plastic yank! C*nts!