where is your wife?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by squigeypie, Mar 21, 2007.

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  1. great website it will tell u the location of any mobile as long as it is switched on, any where in the world. click on the link, and input a number it gives co-ordinates and brings up a map. http://www.sat-gps-locate.com
  2. Let me guess - I go to the link put in a number and some gay porn comes up or something. And then I have to clear my history. Again...
  3. jesus sh!t...my 12 year old son is doing some bint up the hoop in a wood!!
  4. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

    She told me she was going out to pick up a chinese...
  5. Everyone has foibles and we ARRSErs are a forgiving bunch - there's no need to be ashamed... :D
  6. u wont know until u try will u
  7. i havent got to worry bout my wife, i know exactly where she is, she is buried under the patio. but thats bettween me and you ok.
  8. Curiosity got the better of me - good one. That'll be bouncing around DII tommorow...

    Note to self - re-read posts before submitting incase they imply something else - Cheers Dozy :frustrated:
  9. on the sofa watching television, as usual.
  10. Please fetch her, I'd like my sofa back.
  11. Dosn't work for me..

    ... and after all that time I spent finding out Kylies arrses mobile number.
  12. far too deep an indentation in it now for your use M_S :thumright: :thumleft: :thumright: :thumleft:
  13. But at least the sofa's still ok.
  14. Is she getting the - Cream of sum yong man?