As do I, he'll need it.
"It’s far more likely, as the Daily Express mentions, that what we see here is an unrelated, and very much intact, aircraft flying over Cambodia at the time the satellite image was taken. Commenters are quick to point out that any plane crashing in the jungle would likely be in pieces, much less visible in such a way on the satellite image.
The plane here (while very blurry) also seems to have a
T-tail configuration, which would mean it’s likely not a Boeing 777-200 at all."