We'll get all sorts of funnies here I know, but this is a serious question, because with all the resources at their disposal, you would have thought that Saddam would at least be caught and wasted by now. So where is he? My theory is that he is in a country that is either friendly with the US, or who are important business allies. The reason I say this is because I believe he is somewhere close. He probably has enough dosh stashed to make him seem agreeable to Allies of the Allies as they know we won't attack them right off, but he doesn't have enough to make him welcome in a country where the Yanks might not mind going in to get him en masse, as in Afghanistan with Bin Laden. No chance he's in Iran, no chance Syria or Jordan, no chance Turkey and no chance Russia, though maybe.With all the trouble with Saudi lately, and the Yanks planning on leaving there entirely, my money is on there.