Where is Osama?

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by AndyPipkin, Apr 23, 2006.

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  1. Alive, and living in Pakistan/Afghan Border

    63.0%
  2. Alive, and living in Langley, Virgina, or Crawford, Texas

    24.1%
  3. Dead, but Al Queda keeps falsifying tapes from him

    13.0%

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  1. Andy, couldn't we have the option 'Dead, but someone with the stated interest of smoking him out keeps falsifying tapes from him?' many thanks.

    EDITED: Sorry! I jumped the gun before reading your message.
     
  2. He is definetly dead, killed in the early action in Afghanistan probably by the SAS. Half his heart is now sat in a jar in the Albert Hall, next to the jar that holds Hitlers testicle.


    Jimima
     
  3. He runs a lap-dancing club in Wolverhampton ?
     
  4. I would have changed it Andy , but I can't for 2 reasons.

    1. Everyone knows he's driving a cab in Leeds "2 to the station and paradise please"

    2. I don't fancy seeing a Ford SUV with tinted windows in the drive.
     
  5. i'm sure its that bloke at the high street kabob shop.
     
  6. My uncle bears a remarkable resemblence to Bin Laden only real difference is he has a slightly shorter beard.....
     
  7. Dead, died of liver failure.
     
  8. Foreign student at Staff College.
     
  9. Working at a small kebab shop in the West Midlands.


    Nah hes will keep hopping over the AfghaN-Pakistani boarder. The Americans would like to go nuke carpet bombing to get him. And if he died they would of made a matyr of him.
     
  10. Apparently he does the occasional strip too... Under the secret name Osama Lin Baden!
    I have even put a tenner in his thong for a private dance... I came twice!!!!!!!
    :lol:
     
  11. Last seen running the Aspendos (Asbestos) kebab house in Folkestone