Where is Osama?

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by AndyPipkin, Apr 23, 2006.

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  1. Alive, and living in Pakistan/Afghan Border

  2. Alive, and living in Langley, Virgina, or Crawford, Texas

  3. Dead, but Al Queda keeps falsifying tapes from him

  1. Andy, couldn't we have the option 'Dead, but someone with the stated interest of smoking him out keeps falsifying tapes from him?' many thanks.

    EDITED: Sorry! I jumped the gun before reading your message.
  2. He is definetly dead, killed in the early action in Afghanistan probably by the SAS. Half his heart is now sat in a jar in the Albert Hall, next to the jar that holds Hitlers testicle.

  3. He runs a lap-dancing club in Wolverhampton ?
  4. I would have changed it Andy , but I can't for 2 reasons.

    1. Everyone knows he's driving a cab in Leeds "2 to the station and paradise please"

    2. I don't fancy seeing a Ford SUV with tinted windows in the drive.
  5. i'm sure its that bloke at the high street kabob shop.
  6. My uncle bears a remarkable resemblence to Bin Laden only real difference is he has a slightly shorter beard.....
  7. Dead, died of liver failure.
  8. Foreign student at Staff College.
  9. Working at a small kebab shop in the West Midlands.

    Nah hes will keep hopping over the AfghaN-Pakistani boarder. The Americans would like to go nuke carpet bombing to get him. And if he died they would of made a matyr of him.
  10. Apparently he does the occasional strip too... Under the secret name Osama Lin Baden!
    I have even put a tenner in his thong for a private dance... I came twice!!!!!!!
  11. Last seen running the Aspendos (Asbestos) kebab house in Folkestone