Where is he now? 10th Anniversary of the Baron of Castleshort

[Mike Barton]

You do realise that QSOH is probably less realistic than Emmerdale?

That's interesting. I didn't realise that, it did seem to be a genuine account (with a few embllishments of course but what old soldier hasn't spiced up the odd story?).

Is it actually QSOH you are referring to or the McAuslan stories?

 

[Cregg Bristle]

The area of the US where you came in is highly agricultural so there is a pretty big concern about "exotics" being inadvertently brought in.

It was also the time of the Mad Cow thing over here, of which US authorities were very wary.

 

[bealine]

He's back folks! This time the lucky Australians have his company!
Senior Instructor - James Shortt

 

[SkippedOnce]

He's back folks! This time the lucky Australians have his company!
Senior Instructor - James Shortt

Hmm, just as Redshift allegedly moves to Oz. Coincidental?

 

[morsk]

Only 7 people on here have actually served, and 4 of those do not actually give a feck

Yeah, exactly. If it got the bloke a quick peel and polish off some mucky little Chiquita, fair play to him. Thats what I used my service (well, both services I suppose) for. As long as he gets his round in and doesn't pretend to be anywhere when I was, good luck to him.

 

[Filthy_contract]

He's back folks! This time the lucky Australians have his company!
Senior Instructor - James Shortt

I'm surprised the Australian authorities allowed him in the country. I must pass this on to colleagues there.

 

[lokiuk]

He's back folks! This time the lucky Australians have his company!
Senior Instructor - James Shortt

Love the over compressed header images and especially the one that has been cut and pasted into a white background leaving lots of artifacts, very professional

 

[Snakecharmer]

I think the Australians have been aware of Jimbo for some years now..

Trained by a baron and backed by Bambi, now West Papua 'freedom fighter' faces jail

Combine a wannabe freedom fighter, a Ukrainian paramilitary training camp, a tumbledown weatherboard house near Melbourne, an Irish ''baron'' and a man in a Bambi suit - and you end up with something that would not look out of place on the storyboard of a Hollywood comedy.

www.smh.com.au

 

[fingers_1661]

Three of the funniest threads ever seen on arrse centered on Baron Castleshort, Caubeen & Frank Swann respectively. I often wonder what became of the latter pair.

 

[scoldog]

He's back folks! This time the lucky Australians have his company!
Senior Instructor - James Shortt

I don't think they are based anywhere down here . Notice how it says "IBA South Pacific" rather than "IBA Australia" and very little to no information as to where the training is held. The only reference to Australia is a PO Box in Queensland (PO boxes tend to be part of Jimbos modus operandi). Buggered if I know how he's going to train people in the Bodyguard Ski Course up there.

He's probably sitting on an abandoned island out in the South Pacific acting like a tin pot dictator after being rendered homeless after his castle burnt down. I think he's aware of the ongoing ARRSE interest in him as shown by the following entry in this rather badly built website.

Imitators & Detractors — International Bodyguard Association South Pacific

We are the International Bodyguard Association, we have no equals but many imitators and some detractors amongst rivals and those that failed to live up to our code of ethics. The International Bodyguard Association is a membership organization that subscribes to the United Nations Charter of...

ibasouthpacific.com

EDIT: Hahaha, it seems that the website has been inundated (probably due to it being posted here) and it's maxed out its bandwidth. Anyone want to throw in a few sheckels to Shorty so he can upgrade his web package? Didn't think so.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

I think he models himself on Hannibal of the A team

the fat git

here he is with a few of cutaways relatives

Food and Alcohol seems to feature highly on his images
for one of THEM !! his persec is shite

 

[supermatelot]

Square feckin plates!!!!!

 

[AULD_SWEAT]

Square feckin plates!!!!!

Old Navy...

 

[paddyplanty]

I think he models himself on Hannibal of the A team
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the fat git

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here he is with a few of cutaways relatives
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Food and Alcohol seems to feature highly on his images
for one of THEM !! his persec is shite
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No white pussycat? He's still got some way to go.

 

[scoldog]

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Spends all those years single handedly bringing the Cold War to an end, now he gets around dressing up like a Soviet general.

Oh well, if they even remake Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, they know where to go to find a replacement for Alexander Romanov.

 

[supermatelot]

Spends all those years single handedly bringing the Cold War to an end, now he gets around dressing up like a Soviet general.

Oh well, if they even remake Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, they know where to go to find a replacement for Alexander Romanov.

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Thats a smart chap.

 

[medwaymud]

Good find, those photographs.

Dressing up for PR pics, surrounded by gullible fools does seem to play a recurring theme in his modus operandi.

And he seems to keep on getting away with his fantasy world existence.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

Good find, those photographs.

Dressing up for PR pics, surrounded by gullible fools does seem to play a recurring theme in his modus operandi.

And he seems to keep on getting away with his fantasy world existence.

I just typed his name into facebook
bloody pages of the shite

 

[Snakecharmer]

Spends all those years single handedly bringing the Cold War to an end, now he gets around dressing up like a Soviet general.

Oh well, if they even remake Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, they know where to go to find a replacement for Alexander Romanov.

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Not enough medals

 

[lokiuk]

I just typed his name into facebook
bloody pages of the shite

Indeed, photos all over the shop