I was wondering do they still have Choggies anywhere? I was in in the 80/90's and they were all over. Two which spring to mind were Auchnacloy N.I. where the choggies used to get some severe shit. If we bumped in to him on a base plate patrol in the town we'd always call out or say hello and he'd run back to camp to see the OC and complain that we had compromised him, totally oblivious to the fact he was the only packistani for miles around. They also used to put bacon round the door handles of his room when he went for a shower. Having said that he was a robbing twat who tried to raise the prices every time a new unit came through. The other was at Bloodhound Camp Cyprus where the calls of "cheesy burger" or "eggy burger" could be heard after a hard night on the piss in heros square Slimmasol. At the end of our stay we had to be paraded to identify the mystery customers who had set up tick bills such as Charles Windsor, Kevin Keegan etc etc. They seemed to pop up in most places we seemed to end up and although they'd rob you as soon as look at you they did provide a good service and put the hours in where no one else would particularly want to set up shop. Can anyone think of any others?