Where do YOU draw the line?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Stores4Storing, Jul 20, 2011.

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  1. Belinda is fit fit fit. Would love to draw a line on that one!

    But, where do I draw th eline? Its a hard one (no pun intended) If its got a pulse then great, as long as its been pulsing for at least 18 yrs & 9 months, (thats my base line) and hey, if she's a Vordaman then why not!

    Gonna be interesting to see the standards that come out on this one.
  2. S4S,is that piccie after the acid incident? Likewise I assume she ate the alleged girlfriend?
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  3. Question, for most I'd imagine, who post on here is where would SHE draw the line and hope that you find yourself above it.
    That said she does look like a bird that sets the bar, like her salad intake, suprisingnly low!
  4. Either ate her or stuffed her down kecks!!
  5. I would,

    not the fat one but Will's fit mum. Christ she is fit too.
  6. It does make a better story than the fat ugly acid drinker thread you started though!
  7. I will pretty much fuck anything.

    Men, women...animals. As long as whatever I'm fucking doesn't give me a disease, it's fine. Naturally I do have an age limit. I will not shag any human under the age of 12 and will not shag dogs who are younger than 6 months. As you can apparently only take them away from the mother dog after 6 months.
  8. In normal situations I wouldn't (the fat one that is) but caught miles from home, no cash and the offer of a lift, breakfast and the fact I am so pissed I can barely stand I might be persuaded
  9. I have low standards but not that low. I wouldn't touch her unless she'd had both barrels from a .600 Nitro Express.
  10. See here's how I look at it.

    If she's willing to shag me and I don't really have to do anything other than actually shag her, where's the fuckin' damage?

    If I had to cook her breakfast or get to know her or actually seduce her, naw I wouldnae bother. But if it's a shag and all I have to do is put my cock in it, I've got no issue with it at all.
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  11. Fucking hell shes only 27! Frankly I think everyone involved could do with a one way trip to the 'showers' the dirty fucking trogs.