Where do you draw the line ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by GUNGA, Nov 5, 2009.

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  1. Two squaddies chatting : Squaddie 1, " I've got this fat bird who's got three kids who looks after me." Squaddie 2 " My bird's got two kids mate, I draw the line at two - any more than that and y're screwing a right bucket." Choked on NAAFI tea - nothing new there then.
  2. I draw the line at pot-noodle famillies.

    The only pro is that you can nail the kids, and it's only paedophillia, not incestuos peadophillia :)

    I lie.....I'll nail anything....kids or not.
  3. I draw the line between point A and point B
  4. I draw the line in the sand
  5. johnny cash walked the line
  6. Kate Moss likes a line
  7. I draw the line at birds who weigh more than me.
  8. If I drew the lime it might look something like this:

  9. Bath Rugby players like a nice line out...
  10. There is a fine line between everything
  11. I'm going home on the Metropolitan line
  12. I had a line once but then I got a tumble dryer
  13. the snail likes line ups...
  14. It's a fine line between love and hate.
  15. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    This thread is going to be full of one line(ers).