Where did you put my knickers...

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying,
"Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to fuck your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum. She pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"

"15 years of eating MacDonalds, Pies, Bridies and quaffing gallons of whiskey.... now your ass is mine....... Where did you put my knickers last night....??


Nah, I'm just a fun loving old geezer..... And I don't consume Toilet Duck.....

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