Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FR_Trooper, Oct 29, 2009.
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where did you lose your virginity? a bed? a shed? a field? a kennel? lol
Your parents bedroom
snap! katie is that you?
"she" is only called Katie on the weekend
Your hamster`s left eye socket.
No but she is no angel
that is a SERIOUSLY small weener deoc
Yow aye sin the Hamster
at 14, in a girl called Christa's bedroom in Christchurch, Dorset, after an afternoon huffing Tippex thinners through a dishcloth we made love for all of 2 minutes and I put my bare feet in a plate of pasta that id pinged in the same spot 2 days before..
In a forest on the Old Back Road in *****, Scotland while it was raining and "Tubby" Mason was waiting his turn. It was feckin horrendous. The next was good though.
You've shagged Richard Hammond haven't you, you saucy minx??
In a bird's cunt.
Someone elses parents' bedroom in a Quarter in SHAPE. And, yes you've guessed it, on a freaking gurt pile of coats!
I'm ashamed to say, it was to the daughter of a Land Crab Wingco. I've never been able to work out if that was worse than the fact that she was a ginger.
Slightly off topic, but has anybody opened a book on when FR_Trooper gets his O2 Tag?
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