Where did Bert Go?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Letterwritingman, Jun 29, 2004.

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  1. Bert sent an exclusive few a PM to the effect that he would be going AWOL for some time. Could we hold a spot the Bert competition alongside the " Hunt Down and Burn the Witch called BB" one currently running? The prize would be the same..............to tip 'em over "that last blue mountain" into an abyss. 8)
  2. Maybe Bert was another one of BB's alter ego's

    Lets assume he was and crucify him anyway :D
  3. i dont think bert could have been one of 'Glen Close's' egos. Bert was consitantly barking and was popular in a quaint kind of way. He was almost curious. BB on the other hand was nothing more than the Bubonic Plaugue.
  4. Beaten to a pulp at the students disco, maybe?
  5. I had no problem with Bert. He was a trifle barmy, but that goes without saying on ARRSE.

    I wish him all possible success, wherever he is. :D