When you're running a con and start to lose money...

#2
Since they're clearly not going to find her, why don't they just get on with making a living...

...oh wait, they are.
 
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Boozy

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#3
I wonder what they're going to call it? definitely not going to be the 'Good Parenting Guide.'

Maybe it will be something like 'Madeleine: The rough guide on how to get away with murder and emotionally blackmailing an entire country into funding you for it'

Or they could release a joke book... open it up and inside all there is is a photograph of Kate and Gerry McCann, surely one of the biggest pair of jokes in the UK right now.
 
#5


(snorts lewdly)
 
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Boozy

Guest
#8
I think they're missing a trick by waiting til April to publish...if they got in quickly in time for the Christmas trade they could make a *cough* killing *cough cough* ...
 

Boldnotold

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Sadly Maddie herself is too young to read it, even if she is let out of that cellar.
 
#11
It's a shame that Kate & Gerry McCann aren't related to Terry McCann .... They could have done with a Minder in the family
 
#12
'Missing Maddie Makes Millions'

By Kate and Gerry McConn
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
...because actually having to work for a living is such a grind...
 
#14
Sadly Maddie herself is too young to read it, even if she is let out of that cellar.
It would be dark in there, too...

...there's always Braille.
 
#16
...because actually having to work for a living is such a grind...
Because being Doctors and all they've never put in a hard days work in their life!
 

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