When you're running a con and start to lose money...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by arrsemeister, Nov 15, 2010.

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  1. write a book!
    BBC News - McCanns sign Madeleine book deal
    "However, in the last few months, with the depletion of Madeleine's Fund, it is a decision that has virtually been taken out of our hands"

    "Every penny we raise through its sales will be spent on our search for Madeleine. Nothing is more important to us than finding our little girl."
     
  2. Since they're clearly not going to find her, why don't they just get on with making a living...

    ...oh wait, they are.
     
  3. I wonder what they're going to call it? definitely not going to be the 'Good Parenting Guide.'

    Maybe it will be something like 'Madeleine: The rough guide on how to get away with murder and emotionally blackmailing an entire country into funding you for it'

    Or they could release a joke book... open it up and inside all there is is a photograph of Kate and Gerry McCann, surely one of the biggest pair of jokes in the UK right now.
     
  4. "How to Save Money on Baby-Sitters and Still Be Able to Go Out and Have a Good Time"
     
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    (snorts lewdly)
     
  6. Afraid it's too late. the biography has beaten them to publication;


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  7. I think they should keep it simple, a la Where's Maddie ?
     

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  8. I think they're missing a trick by waiting til April to publish...if they got in quickly in time for the Christmas trade they could make a *cough* killing *cough cough* ...
     
  9. Will it be Morocco bound,



    ....too?
     
  10. Boldnotold

    Boldnotold LE Book Reviewer

    Sadly Maddie herself is too young to read it, even if she is let out of that cellar.
     
  11. It's a shame that Kate & Gerry McCann aren't related to Terry McCann .... They could have done with a Minder in the family
     
  12. 'Missing Maddie Makes Millions'

    By Kate and Gerry McConn
     
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    ...because actually having to work for a living is such a grind...
     
  14. It would be dark in there, too...

    ...there's always Braille.
     
  15. Will it be in the form of an instruction manual?

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