When your exes become friends......

#1
...apparently my last two are friends now. Even close ones. And to think that just a year or so ago they hated each other. I am still in touch with my last one as we still have some shit to sort out, this came out earlier today when she was asking me about stuff which I never did mention to her.

I guess I do drive two enemies together into peace. I should work for the UN.

Anyone else had this situation?

p.s: both of them are Kiwis! Well...one is a Kiwi and the other is a Kiwi/Aussie. Sweet as!
 
#2
...apparently my last two are friends now. Even close ones. And to think that just a year or so ago they hated each other. I am still in touch with my last one as we still have some shit to sort out, this came out earlier today when she was asking me about stuff which I never did mention to her.

I guess I do drive two enemies together into peace. I should work for the UN.

Anyone else had this situation?

p.s: both of them are Kiwis! Well...one is a Kiwi and the other is a Kiwi/Aussie. Sweet as!
You're thinking about a threesome, aren't you?
 
#6
Long ago ex got back in touch. Recent ex was looking for a job.

Long ago ex employed her. Recent doesn't know that her boss is the one I spoke about, but long ago does know the connection.

Both have just lost their jobs due to a carp company, both whinging, but I really want to tell recent who her boss is.

Heading to the nearest monastery.
 
#8
...apparently my last two are friends now. Even close ones. And to think that just a year or so ago they hated each other. I am still in touch with my last one as we still have some shit to sort out, this came out earlier today when she was asking me about stuff which I never did mention to her.

I guess I do drive two enemies together into peace. I should work for the UN.

Anyone else had this situation?

p.s: both of them are Kiwis! Well...one is a Kiwi and the other is a Kiwi/Aussie. Sweet as!
They're scissoring each other whilst discussing your tiny genitalia.

Skin the whores immediately.
 
#11
My ex hated my previous ex with a passion. She had never met her, never had anything to do with her, but because ex was a neurotic, psychotic hose beast, she thought I still had a thing for previous ex (which I didn't) and was going to get back with her (which I wouldn't). So crazy bitch ex low level stalked previous ex. Fecking mentalist that she was.
 
#13
They're scissoring each other whilst discussing your tiny genitalia.

Skin the whores immediately.
But film the scissoring and post it on here first, OK?
 
#14
My ex hated my previous ex with a passion. She had never met her, never had anything to do with her, but because ex was a neurotic, psychotic hose beast, she thought I still had a thing for previous ex (which I didn't) and was going to get back with her (which I wouldn't). So crazy bitch ex low level stalked previous ex. Fecking mentalist that she was.
Same here. My last ex thought I still had thing for the one before, even though I explained to her that the reason I text her from time to time is to get hold of the money which she owed me (a good few grand!). I did see the previous one from time to time as she used to live with her brother who is a good friend of mine so used to run into her when I went to meet the guy. So my last one used to get all riled up when she knew I ran into her.

And that's what is surprising that these two decided to hook up as friends. Was tempted to ask why but then decided to say f-it, I couldn't care less.
 
#20
If a Geezer is on friendly terms with his Ex Dorises.... then he has a choice of who to shag.....!!
 

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