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When your daughter says..

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ste14w

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Mike Barton

On ROPS
On ROPs
Dad.
I'm pregnant.
Hello, "Dad".:oops:
Teacher asks the class to give her a sentence with "lovely" in it, used twice.

Billy, "I went to a lovely beach on Saturday and had a lovely time."

Peter, "That's a lovely puppy, he has lovely ears"

Mary "My sister told my Dad she was pregnant, he said 'lovely, just fucking lovely',"

OK, I'll move it to the crap jokes thread.
 

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