When you CAN think of a snappy retort.

#1
TFB and I have been suffering from visiting American...well not so much her as the amount of booze we celebrated her visit with. So we have been bickering light heartedly all day and she asked if she could take my MG to the supermarket.

Naturally I refused and she referring to a friend of ours, who was given an XKR yesterday, asked me why I didn't buy her a Jaguar. I replied, inspired on the moment "Of course I'll buy you a Jaguar. Maybe when you open the cage to feed it, it will bite your bloody head off!"

Fifteen love. New balls please...
 
#2
quality


10bloodyletters
 
#3
The ultimate in snappy retorts

Better a lap-dog to a slip of a girl than a ... git!
 

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