When you buy 5 gallons of paint, best put it in the boot.

Discussion in 'Cars, Bikes 'n AFVs' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 20, 2011.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    This brightened my day up no end...



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  2. It also brightened up their complexion!!!
  3. msr

    msr LE

    There's no way you could gloss over that...
  4. I'd hate to be satin that...
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    The court case will be a farce - it will be a whitewash!

    Aih theng yew!! I am available for bar mitzvahs, mess do's and company smokers.
  6. Just Googled the VRN and it's South African, registered in Kwa Zulu Natal.
    All together now: "Hold them down you Zulu Warriors...."
  7. A similar thing happened to a chap I work with, he nipped to Halfords for a tin of Black Satin spray paint (500ml) he stuck it on the dash board it promptley bounced off and was pierced by something.
    He looked like he'd been BBQ'd and the van interior was an EMO's wet dream.
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    raised a smile did that. ta
  9. Well......would dulux at that
  10. If he'd used a Roller it might have turned out better than it did.
  11. Never mind what they did with the paint - if they brushed up on their driving skills it wouldn't have happened in the first place.
  12. now why didn't Michael Jackson try that treatment, would have saved him a fortune over the years.....
  13. you've missed a bit.......
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  14. Not quite on such a grand scale but I had something similar happen im the wifes Rangerover with 5Lt plastic tub of white emulsion - harsh braking, smacked against the front of the footwell and ploosh, paint alles uber der platz.

    Got home, parked on a slope and let loose with a hose inside the car. Drastic but it worked, even the carpet came up clean.
  15. Some good comments following the original story

    yet more at: Strange News: Whole Family Drenched In White Emulsion After Car Crash Bursts A Tub Of Paint | World News | Sky News