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  1. Welder’s love plans unscrewed

    JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.

    The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.

    It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.

    Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.

    A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.

    They, too, were unable to remove the nut.

    At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.

    This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess. :lol:
  2. apparently he,s ok now!!!!FFS!! 8O

    "Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed."

    why he didn,t just buy a cockring fcuk knows! not that i,ve used one myself mind. :wink:
  3. the mind boggles
    but on the other hand......

  4. Bollox, a quick spray of WD40 and an 8" Adjustable could have done the pr, sorry, trick. :)
  5. Was it metric or imperial?

    Just wondering if it was the wrong tool for the job!
  6. Two nuts not enough for him the greedy swine.
  7. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    reminds me of another story that happened in bavaria some years ago ....

    coke at 37° C


    looks like lots of things can get stuck ... somewhere :lol:
  8. could have been whitworth even!!me personally i think a ball joint splitter could have been used.
  9. No no i said strap on not snap on!! :oops:
  10. Is that a plastic hip FFS ? 8O
  11. o.a.p. anal insertion porn! 8O god those dirty german barstewards! :D
  12. When I saw the story (not on ARRSE) this morning I thought it was a FOOD NUT and wondered w.t.f. but never read the article other than headline. I thought he had stuck the nut down his jap or under the four.
  13. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    my bold

    i think artificial hips are made of metal - but you're right it definitely is such a thing

    and no generalizations please ... happened in bavaria ... you know that's the region the guys still look like neanderthals :lol:
  14. i thought that region was yorkshire mate?
  15. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    there's a good chance there are two regions then ;)