I quite often listen to the local travel news to see whats going on around here, and for some reason I thought about the bulletin with a completely different slant to it. There had been an accident between Hollyhedge Lane and Raliegh St. Nothing wrong with that, until it struck me that two roads had collided causing the usual mayhem. Did the emergency service 's turn up? they sure did, there where Tarmac trucks everywhere putting bandages on the lane which where pressed into place with a steamroller. Why would two roads be racing around causing accidents like boy racers and where they insured? Does anyone else here put there own slant to anything they hear that makes them laugh when looked at from another angle?