When Oompa Loompas attack!

#1
Is the victim's name Arthur Slugworth perchance?

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Police are hunting two men dressed as 'Oompa Loompa' characters who, along with two other people, attacked a man in a city centre.The 28-year-old victim suffered cuts to his face, nose and lip, as well as two black eyes, after being confronted by the pair, posing as the fictional chocolate factory workers, as he left a kebab house in Norwich.
The 'Oompa Loompas', accompanied by a man and a woman not wearing fancy dress, attacked the man in the early hours of Thursday on Prince of Wales Road, officers said.
The characters were made famous in the Roald Dahl book Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and also featured in films based on the novel.
A spokesman for Norfolk Constabulary said: "Police are seeking a group of four people, two of whom were dressed as Oompa Loompas, who attacked a male on a night-out.
"Two of the males were dressed as Oompa Loompas from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory with painted orange faces and dyed green hair and were wearing hooped tops."
'Oompa Loompa' Attack: Police Hunt Pair - Yahoo! News UK
 
#2
There was a big kickoff a while back in one of the bars in Hereford

The security staffs statement to the police went along the lines of:

Batman pushed superman, the Hulk stepped in and punched batman, robin took a swing at captain america who blocked it with his shield......

The copper naturally didnt believe what the **** he was taking down until he saw the CCTV
 
#4
I hope they sang an oompa lumpa song while they done him over
 
#5
Are they sure it was "fancy dress"........ strange things happen in the land of the Swamp People?

Good point, with the orange faces they might just be habitual sunbed users.


Norfolk police officer on duty outside a local tanning salon today.
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#6

One of them tried to disguise himself, last seen in thetford

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