When Oompa Loompas attack!

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  1. Is the victim's name Arthur Slugworth perchance?

    'Oompa Loompa' Attack: Police Hunt Pair - Yahoo! News UK
  2. There was a big kickoff a while back in one of the bars in Hereford

    The security staffs statement to the police went along the lines of:

    Batman pushed superman, the Hulk stepped in and punched batman, robin took a swing at captain america who blocked it with his shield......

    The copper naturally didnt believe what the **** he was taking down until he saw the CCTV
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  3. Are they sure it was "fancy dress"........ strange things happen in the land of the Swamp People?
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  4. I hope they sang an oompa lumpa song while they done him over

  5. Good point, with the orange faces they might just be habitual sunbed users.

    Norfolk police officer on duty outside a local tanning salon today.
  6. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    One of them tried to disguise himself, last seen in thetford

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  7. Coppers in disguise? **** me, they really are getting shorter.
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