When kids have special wishes - Mum has always the proper answer!

Jimmy asks his mother:"Mum, may I do bungee-jumping at the fair?"

Mum:"Jimmy, your life already began with a rubber on the fritz, and it shouldn't end with it!"
Josh, your name is far funnier than any of your so-called jokes. Can you pronounce it without spitting over everybody?

When you get home from school, ask your parents if you may change it.


Mum; "What do want to be when you grow up, son?"
Son; "I want to be an astronaut, mum, I want to be shot into space."
Mum; "If your dad had been a little bit sharper, you would have been."

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