When kids have special wishes - Mum has always the proper answer!

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Josh Rosenroth, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. Jimmy asks his mother:"Mum, may I do bungee-jumping at the fair?"

    Mum:"Jimmy, your life already began with a rubber on the fritz, and it shouldn't end with it!"
     
  2. Josh, your name is far funnier than any of your so-called jokes. Can you pronounce it without spitting over everybody?

    When you get home from school, ask your parents if you may change it.
     
  3. Mum; "What do want to be when you grow up, son?"
    Son; "I want to be an astronaut, mum, I want to be shot into space."
    Mum; "If your dad had been a little bit sharper, you would have been."