When is the F word acceptable?

#1
THE "F" WORD:
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use. Is trhis true?
They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............! .....

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
 
#7
Wimmin always complain when men use the word 'fcuk', yet there are worse words than 'fcuk'.

For instance there's the word 'murder'

And I'm sure ladies.......that you'd rather be 'fcuked' than 'murdered'.
 
#8
It is a very descriptive word and can be used in almost every context.

Wouldn't like my granny to hear me say it though, or hear her say it.

"Who on earth are you talking to young man" - doesn't quite have the same ring does it??
 
#10
Such a versatile word. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective. to illustrate:

Fuck those fucking fuckers.
 
#11
Baddass Honky Mofo said:
All of the wimmin on my porn videos use it and nobody seems offended.
LOL

The F word is VERY acceptable to me when:

I have a mouth full of booze while reading something funny on ARRSE, and most of it decides to throw itself across the keyboard and screen = Panic F word....... see above :wink:

Some bright spark runs into the back of my ankles with a supermarket trolley. = angry F word :evil:

The person who has the worst body odour on the planet has the seat next to mine on an 8 hour flight = nausea type F word

Your right Hunny, very descriptive 8)
 
#14
BriteGirlie said:
I'm surrounded by fcukers. I see them everyday. I even have to talk to them.

At least you have the choice of whether to talk to them or not, I don't,.......... the f**kers just ring me up and I have no choice whatsoever! :roll:
Still working the phone sex line, are we? 8O
 
#15
Oh dear me, Corporal, that wasn't YOU who called in today asking if I was wearing black lacey knickers,....... then proceeded to gasp down the phone when I told you I wasn't wearing any? Jeeeeeez, old men (like you) just can't keep up,....... not even on the phone! :roll:

Never mind, you're forgiven (hope the iron lung worked well for you?) and just for your info,...... I'll be wearing white lacey one's tomorrow,...... if you wanna call in after midday? :wink:
 
#16
BriteGirlie said:
Oh dear me, Corporal, that wasn't YOU who called in today asking if I was wearing black lacey knickers,....... then proceeded to gasp down the phone when I told you I wasn't wearing any? Jeeeeeez, old men (like you) just can't keep up,....... not even on the phone! :roll:

Never mind, you're forgiven (hope the iron lung worked well for you?) and just for your info,...... I'll be wearing white lacey one's tomorrow,...... if you wanna call in after midday? :wink:
First of all, YOU are OLDER than ME! 8O

Second, If I could be sure to get you everytime, I would call! :D

Third, white knickers, MMMMMMMMMMM! :wink:
 
#17
First of all, YOU are OLDER than ME! 8O

Second, If I could be sure to get you everytime, I would call! :D

Third, white knickers, MMMMMMMMMMM! :wink:

First of all - age is just a number by which we count our existance in years,..... a woman is as young (if not younger) as the man she feels! :wink:

Secondly - If it wasn't me,..... it would be another sexy woman (even old Susie is sexy when you can't see her!) :p

Thirdly - I am telling the truth! :oops:
 
#18
such a rude and common word used by rude and common people - I do how ever use the F word when i can't get my own way.

i say flip the flipping lot of you flippers, whilst i stamp my feet and going quite red in the face

Father sent me to my room for such an outburst just last evening, without supper i might add. And it was only 7.30 !! an hour befor my bed time !!

Well 'F*ck him' - he did not know i had a secret stash of goodies from the tuck shop and a copy of County Life in my room.
 
#19
Civilian_ln_Green said:
such a rude and common word used by rude and common people - I do how ever use the F word when i can't get my own way.

i say flip the flipping lot of you flippers, whilst i stamp my feet and going quite red in the face

Father sent me to my room for such an outburst just last evening, without supper i might add. And it was only 7.30 !! an hour befor my bed time !!

Well 'F*ck him' - he did not know i had a secret stash of goodies from the tuck shop and a copy of County Life in my room.
fcuk off you fcuking to$$er.
 
#20
CiG - you are, as always, a most amusing fellow

ahh the f word such a handy little saxon invention (so i am led to believe) i never complain when women use the f word :wink:

the f word i have found is more than acceptable to use frequently when one is on military and psych wards however civvies wards get squiffy about its use for some unknown reason. unless of course one has just discovered on rolling the patient that the gsw was not sutured properly and the patient is now peeing blood everywhere

now the c word (which is most definetely not a word i personally use) i have seen used in the civvie world as a weapon of last resort for women. only useful in getting males' attention when all other expletives have failed whereupon they are so shocked a female has uttered it they go silent, scuttle off and bother no further.
 

Top