When is the F word acceptable?

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  1. THE "F" WORD:
    When is @#$% Acceptable?
    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
    been considered acceptable for use. Is trhis true?
    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the @#$% was that?"
    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    -- Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    -- Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
    -- Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
    -- Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
    -- Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    -- Bill Clinton, 1999

    and a drum roll............! .....

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
    -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
  2. To Answer the original question
    Only on days of the week that end with a letter 'y' or 'w'


  3. Never, against ITG policy. Use Fiddlesticks instead :lol:
  4. Fuck if I know.
  5. 'W'?
  6. Duh... Tomorrow!! :roll:
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  7. Wimmin always complain when men use the word 'fcuk', yet there are worse words than 'fcuk'.

    For instance there's the word 'murder'

    And I'm sure ladies.......that you'd rather be 'fcuked' than 'murdered'.
  8. It is a very descriptive word and can be used in almost every context.

    Wouldn't like my granny to hear me say it though, or hear her say it.

    "Who on earth are you talking to young man" - doesn't quite have the same ring does it??
  9. All of the wimmin on my porn videos use it and nobody seems offended.
  10. Such a versatile word. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective. to illustrate:

    Fuck those fucking fuckers.
  11. LOL

    The F word is VERY acceptable to me when:

    I have a mouth full of booze while reading something funny on ARRSE, and most of it decides to throw itself across the keyboard and screen = Panic F word....... see above :wink:

    Some bright spark runs into the back of my ankles with a supermarket trolley. = angry F word :evil:

    The person who has the worst body odour on the planet has the seat next to mine on an 8 hour flight = nausea type F word

    Your right Hunny, very descriptive 8)
  12. I'm surrounded by fcukers. I see them everyday. I even have to talk to them.

  13. At least you have the choice of whether to talk to them or not, I don't,.......... the f**kers just ring me up and I have no choice whatsoever! :roll:
  14. Still working the phone sex line, are we? 8O
  15. Oh dear me, Corporal, that wasn't YOU who called in today asking if I was wearing black lacey knickers,....... then proceeded to gasp down the phone when I told you I wasn't wearing any? Jeeeeeez, old men (like you) just can't keep up,....... not even on the phone! :roll:

    Never mind, you're forgiven (hope the iron lung worked well for you?) and just for your info,...... I'll be wearing white lacey one's tomorrow,...... if you wanna call in after midday? :wink: