I was flying today and being a baby pilot I had an assesment. Whilst undergoing said assesment I felt that stiring in the bowels that those who have had dysentry, or a vindeloo and a skinfull of ale the night before, would be so familiar with. Not one to let something as insignificant like this get in the way I attempted to hold it. This lasted a grand total of about 20 seconds before I dropped my guts and felt sh*t flowing down my legs. Thank christ the doors were off so the instructor didn't notice immediatley, although I did get the odd look of utter horror from the left hand seat. On landing the instructor hops out and buggers off leaving me to shut down. Tucking my flying suit into my socks i duely set off to do the post flight. The rear cabin was completly covered in sh*t, where the slipstream had grabbed it off the floor and hurled it back. Cue a very uncomfortable hand over to the engineers and an quick march back to the lines for some new strides. Anything like this happened to you fine lot or am I alone in this field This is my first post, love the site!