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When is F*** Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the F*** do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the F*** was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

9. "Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any F***ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does soooooooo F***ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the F*** did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the F*** are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F*** is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F***ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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