When is F*** Acceptable?

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  1. There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the F*** do you mean, we are sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the F*** was that?"

    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

    9. "Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?"

    -- Custer, 1877

    8. "Any F***ing idiot could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does soooooooo F***ing look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the F*** did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?"

    -- Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the F*** are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F*** is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1998

    and a drum roll please............!

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F***ing mad."

    -- Saddam Hussein, 2003