Lying in the bath last night, listening to some Kenny G, I was struck by something. No, it wasn't the stench of the blind chocolate otter I had just released back into the wild, it was the unbelievable array of beauty products that litter my bathroom. There's potions, lotions, creams, elixers, wipes and all manner of hocus pocus. Now, I'm all for a product that makes a woman more attrative, something that supresses the urge to dry heave when you clap eyes on her. However, do these things work? So, I ask, is there a stage when you have to say, "Save your money, no matter how much you polish it, that turd is never gonna shine" Arsser's. Do you use them? do they work? Or have you come to the sad conclusion that you will never be Brad Pitt when you look like an arm pit? Arrse Maidens. Now, I'm sure you all have inner beauty but, chances are, some of you will have a face that could stop a clock. So, do you smear these products all over yourself? Which ones (do you think) work? I know there are threads for ugly trolls and stunning beauties so there's no need to post pic's (unless there are some exceptional cases for or against) I have put this in the NAAFI because I fully expect the odd picture of a munter that will invoke outrage and the odd choice phrase. (I am also aware that it might find it's way into the hole) Standing by for flaming, "It's been done before" And general abuse.